In case you missed it or want to watch it again, click below to view Cleveland’s freestyle rap entitled “Straight Outta Stoolbend”. This rap came out of nowhere because it seemed like Cleveland wasn’t going to step up to Federline’s challenge, but he comes through in a big way.
Cleveland is quickly becoming quite the emcee 
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LYRICS:
Straight outta Stoolbend
A crazy mother***** named Cleveland
This is my left hand and this is my **** hand
I’m spittin’ more wisdom than Morgan Freeman
They call me Hot Brown and the C Bizzle
I don’t mind the rain if the rain is just a drizzle
Wizzle Wazzle Woozle Wi
Razzle Dazzle Doozle Di
B.I.G. C.L.E.V.E.
Relatively S.T.D. Free
Dropped Loretta
Now I’m doin’ much betta
Like upgrading to an Escalade from Jetta
Yo, hey Donna, I wanna get on ya
And I’m kinda hungry so make some lasagna
I got a son, he’s like a big fat Urkel
And when he’s in the nude he’s like a big fat circle
“Did I do that?”
Yea, you’re big and fat
Drinkin’ melted butter for a midnight snack
Shoutouts to Rallo, Hello ****
You’re two feet tall with a three foot afro
And the homegirl Roberta
I don’t mean to hurt ya
but more dudes have laid on ya than a mattress named Serta
Ya’ll punks must consider me
You can’t get rid of me
I’m a Cleveland Steamer come and take a big ol’ **** on me
My flow is so nice
White boys do my voice
And my rhymes are even harder than Sophie’s choice
Peace
Related posts:
- Stoolbend Character Sketch: Cleveland Brown
- Cleveland’s Cutaways & Rallo’s References: Episode 5
- Stoolbend & Montgomery Flea Market Raps
- Stoolbend Character Sketch: Cleveland Jr.
- Stoolbend Character Sketch: Donna Tubbs
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Thanks for posting the lyrics. Was iffy about the show but I think that rap may have won me over.
So funny I can’t get enough of it. I actually can’t stand rap but this was actually very funny and entertaining. I’m going to watch it again.
Dude, i love this god damn show, and this episode with just this part was the funniest shit ever! Actually, this episode was the funniest i’ve seen so far, and i’ve seen ‘em all. I love it when Cleveland Jr. gets slapped by Federline too. Props to whoever made this up for Cleveland, it’s perfect!
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